ahugh people are asking me questions and i ate a ton of shrooms and can’t answer properly cos i forgot language slightly. 

Volunteering to teach Palestinian kids English in Nablus for 3 months is going to make for the most rewarding & enjoyable summer yet. I miss you, middle east.

tequila-and-boys:

j-moriarty:

llane:

Nowhere in the 10 commandments does it say “Do Not Rape” yet the 5th Satanic Rule Of The Earth is “Do not make sexual advances unless given the mating signal.” Go ahead and just let that sink in.

satan: 1 god: 0

this week on i didn’t know i was a satanist

hoobleh

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

crispychocolate:

serkret:

god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this

we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class

my group is doing the very hungry hitler

 

OH MY GOD

so hitler took poland

but he was still hungry

(Source: massive-yaoi-hands)